Time Warp

OK, stupid fun, and it's just a shill for various retail malls, but I had many a giggle putting myself through Yearbook Yourself. This was just one of the results. I guarantee giggles.

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I know, I know, it is like shooting fish in a barrel... but come on.

Gay Men are the Unsung Heroes of the child Beauty Pageant Circuit

Oh, and for the sake of journalistic integrity, I must report that I have personal knowledge that Michael "King of Queens" Galanes is actually 43, not 37. Botox is not a time machine, honey. We both graduated from BUHS in 1983... and unless he was a 6'2" 12-year-old...