Friday, August 8, 2008

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I know, I know, it is like shooting fish in a barrel... but come on.

Gay Men are the Unsung Heroes of the child Beauty Pageant Circuit

Oh, and for the sake of journalistic integrity, I must report that I have personal knowledge that Michael "King of Queens" Galanes is actually 43, not 37. Botox is not a time machine, honey. We both graduated from BUHS in 1983... and unless he was a 6'2" 12-year-old...

1 comment:

Rowan said...

How did you ever find out that Michael is the new Bert Parks to the Jon Benet Ramsey circuit? HYSTERICAL!!!!